Chapter 5, Slaughtering Pigs
Hey, shopkeeper, impressive!
Lu Tong bit his tongue, and it felt somewhat numb, with no sensation of pain
Deceased
The bird stretched its neck and said with a hearty laugh: "The horse... the horse has stumbled!"
The speed of the bird's flapping legs gradually slowed down, and after nearly a cup of tea's time, it finally came to a stop, as if two withered branches were fixed in mid-air
The enormous wings, exceeding five feet in span, flapped wildly, clearing the tables and chairs in a matter of moments, while the hunting net tangled messily around its body
Lu Tong's tongue was uncooperative, and the words "Shoot it" came out slurred; the bird feather did not hear clearly, but the big fool understood it perfectly.
A half-foot long short knife was thrust in with the handle aligned.
The fat pig let out a sharp scream of "Aow" and charged towards the counter
Lu Tong finished the last sip of the remaining tea, stood up from the stool, took two steps towards the corner of the wall, and then staggered and fell to the ground
Lu Tong adopted an attitude of not discussing serious matters unless he had been drinking
It's nothing
After people die, quietly retrieve the insects that have absorbed their life force and magical energy using the method of law
The teahouse was enveloped in silence, with only the sound of Lu Tong's labored breathing breaking the stillness
The bird had no choice but to lift the wine bowl and down another full bowl.
Initially, the two half-demons discussed opening a tea house with bird feathers and selecting plump sheep, while the hooves would serve as itinerant merchants seeking opportunities to reclaim blood beetles
The sound of Liu the blacksmith from the nearby blacksmith shop
Lu Tongchang let out a sigh
Let's talk after having a drink
What? Hahaha ... ...
Do you need help
Three arrows were shot in succession, each hitting the target.
Lu Tong quickly threw the glued eagle out
The pig ran away and broke all the tables and chairs.
Only two claws remain, frantically grasping in mid-air
Lu Tong stood against the wall, holding a bucket of sticky eagle in his hand, ready to pour it out
"Shopkeeper, what time do you open tomorrow?"
A loud clanging sound of "ding ding clang clang" echoed through the teahouse
As Lu Tong released his grip, the arrow and sword flew out together, accurately striking the belly of the bird, leaving only the arrow fletching exposed.
Unbeknownst to him, the bird has already consumed two bowls of wine, and a slight flush has begun to appear on its face
The bird feather chopsticks moved incessantly, having eaten pig head meat and cold mixed pig liver, just as the pig liver was swallowed, another piece of large intestine was picked up.
Lu Tong swiftly grabbed the bow and arrows beside him
Lu Tong staggered over, seized the short knife used for cutting tofu, and plunged it into the pig's neck.
The bird's body was still for a moment, then suddenly began to struggle violently
Ha... uh
The bird's feathers laughed even more vigorously, its long neck bending into an arc.
Bang
It contains the venom from the fat-tailed scorpion.
What is the rush? Let's talk about the situation of that family. After being fed the blood beetle, they will be bedridden for some days. I just happen to be able to collect a payment when I visit.
The dark and hard crane claws scratched around, leaving marks on the stone slabs and wood.
Lu Tong drank a bowl, and at first, he only felt a refreshing chill that was quite invigorating
Da Han held a pig's trotter, gnawing on it as he walked towards the counter
Lu slammed his hand on the table and shouted, "Come on, let's do it!"
Hahaha
You have started a slaughtering business in your teahouse; I will go to the Animal Husbandry Institute to report you tomorrow
Lu Tong exchanged a glance with him and instructed, "You wait at the counter; in case anything happens, listen for my call."
A large net is spread from the beam, covering the bird feathers and the table beneath it
I can hear you clearly, so don't even think about defaulting tomorrow
Da Han understood clearly
Lu Tong and Niao Mao exhaled in unison, then simultaneously picked up their chopsticks to grab a large piece of pig's head meat
A deep voice came from outside: "What happened? Do you need help?"
Lu Tong stabbed the big fat pig several times, panting as he dealt with the outside: "Tomorrow we will have braised pork in the shop, everyone come and have a taste. It won't cost you anything, just consider it... just consider it an apology to the neighbors"
Is this how it ends
The remaining fat pig ran into the teahouse
The head is like a gourd, hanging beside the leg of the table
With the body's struggle, the limp neck and head were tossed back and forth
Seeing the bird's feathers without any sense of vigilance, Lu Tong's emotions became somewhat complicated
At that moment, Lu Tong felt a deep-seated fear arising from within his heart
In addition, Lu Tong also drank an entire pot of strong tea to relieve his intoxication, without pouring a single cup for Bird Feather
I can no longer drink
Take your time eating; this entire table is prepared for you. The wine is as well
If two half-demons are engaged in serious matters, they might become good brothers in the future, but unfortunately...
The large pig's eye has completely lost its sclera, turning entirely black
Regardless of whether they are cultivators or demon beasts, almost all of them become impervious to intoxication after attaining a certain level of cultivation
The Blood Beetle has struck, leaving the fat sheep bedridden. At this moment, the bird feather comes to sell the secret "elixir".
Bang
The hooves and bird feathers have been combined many times, knowing how to gradually scrape away the savings of the fat sheep's family
Lu Tong felt instantly at ease
Outside, there was a moment of quiet, followed by a cacophony of various voices speaking at once
Bend the bow and nock the arrow, then use magical power to activate the runes on the back of the arrow.
Lu Tong drank a little more than half, while Niao Mao drank more than half.
The table has fallen over
However, after asking about the tea service fee for the rented shop, the bird insisted on having the hooves exchanged.
Oh
He pointed at the bird's head with his finger and shouted loudly: "10! Insert!"
After a few breaths, from the mouth all the way to the stomach, it was all fiery hot, as if a fire had been lit in the stomach, with flames rising up the throat and coming out of the mouth
The laughter of the bird feathers came to an abrupt halt
In the end, many households perished, their money exhausted, resulting in the destruction of their families and lives
After the event, when dividing the spoils, they often find various excuses to take advantage
Call - Call
Lu Tong picked up one and handed it over, continuing to hint: "Hurry up and eat, don't delay serious matters."
It is time to take action
A vegetable seller, located at the Malanfang you have visited, is a robust young man. Although he has not undergone formal training, he has learned martial arts, and his youthful vitality remains intact, with strong energy and blood.
Beside the counter, Da Han held the crossbow, aimed, and then directly pulled the trigger.
Slaughtering pigs!
The color of old bee wine is golden yellow, resembling honey, and the ingredients used in its brewing are indeed related to bees
He sat down heavily on the ground, and his heart began to race violently, causing a tightness in his throat.
Lu Tong hurriedly thought of an excuse to deal with the neighbor outside
Each side of the bird's wings is adorned with ten long, dark feathers, each nearly one foot in length. These twenty feathers are more dexterous than fingers when used as chopsticks
A large barrel of black oil was poured down, and the bird flapped its feathers a few times, becoming completely covered in black oil
For the first time engaging in killing with his own hands, he profoundly realized that this world was entirely different from his previous life
The bird lowered its head, eating while asking: "By the way, which fat sheep is this time?"
There is also Aunt Dian from the neighboring pastry stall
The bird opposite appears somewhat intoxicated, with blood vessels crawling across its eyeballs
A large hole was knocked into the wooden counter
A piece of meat slowly "slides" down along the long neck of the bird from the top to the bottom
Suddenly, the door was knocked, producing a "bang bang bang" sound, and the door panel began to shake.
I had a bit to drink ... ... that ... ...
A three-foot-long, handleless air sword quickly materialized, enveloping the arrow.
The big, foolish pig's face bore no expression, its large eyes fixed intently on a plate of pig's trotters
This venom is not lethal; its effects are similar to those of intoxication, capable of incapacitating even foundation-building realm beasts
Da Han stared at the back of the bird's head, the pig's trotter in his mouth crunching loudly.
The people outside had no doubt upon hearing the sound of the pig.
Bird feathers are extremely stingy
"Slaughtering pigs in the dead of night, you have lost your mind!"
Lu Tongzheng was beginning to doubt whether Da Han truly understood, when Da Han turned around and revealed a look in his eyes that Lu had never seen before
This is a brutal world of unrestrained survival of the fittest
The viscous black oil has stuck large patches of feathers, and the bird's flapping movements have become increasingly feeble, ultimately leaving its legs pointing skyward, firmly adhered to the ground
This time it was sent!
The bird's feathers lay on the table, its two-foot-long neck drooping limply down.
Lu Tong was startled and stood up, propping himself against the wall
... ...
Therefore, most of the wine consumed by the monks was mixed with other substances
The big fool brewed strong tea and placed it on the table
Before long, the old honey wine was finished
The feathers on its body all drooped down, and the two large wings dragged on the ground
Lu Tongyue spoke more smoothly, his heartbeat returned to normal, and he regained his strength. He called out to Da Han, "Da Han, bring the pig over here."
Lu Tong wishes to cultivate in an open and upright manner, thus the bird's feathers must perish
Who
Da Han, perplexed, lifted the curtain of the backyard and called out.
The dark iron arrowhead pierced through the back of the bird's head and emerged from its mouth
Then a woman's voice scolded, "Horseshoes! Making such a racket in the middle of the night, can't you let anyone sleep!"
As this breath was exhaled, all the strength in the body dissipated completely. The hands became uncontrollably weak, and the longbow in hand fell to the ground
Good
Lu Tong immediately dashed to the corner, grabbing wildly a few times, and after seizing the rope, he yanked it down with force